You Might Be A Prepper If…..

January 26, 2013 in All, Humor

For just a little light hearted fun.

So, if you’ve ever wondered if you’re a real prepper or not, you might just be one if you can identify with these:

  • Your kids think freeze-dried food is a delicacy.
  • You use your Foodsaver more than your washing machine.
  • Your ammo bill exceeds your electric bill each month.
  • Costco is your favorite place to shop.
  • Your wife has ever said “Come move this stuff so I can take a bath.”
  • You have your local gun shop on speed dial.
  • Your favorite TV shows are Walking Dead and Revolution.
  • You know what SHTF means.
  • You think those featured on Doomsday Prepper are lightweights.
  • You think your neighbors are all spying on you.
  • Target practice includes more than 1,000 rounds of anything.
  • Your storage unit contains more food than your pantry.
  • You think rice and beans are a major food group.
  • You know what a bug-out bag is.

And here are a few anecdotes you might want to think about…

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